So, the paperback of Savage City is coming out, and I have a large cardboard box of books on my living room floor, and nowhere to put them. So I did a giveaway on Twitter -- you know, a fairly standard thing -- "I will give signed books to a random 4 out of the next 26 people to follow me!" It worked perfectly well. Books heading your way soon, winners.
Except, several of my existing followers turned wide and tearful eyes upon me and asked WHAT, SAVE YOUR SCINTILLATING WEB PRESENCE, DO WE GET FOR OUR YEARS/MONTHS/DAYS OF WEB-LOYALTY???
So FINE. Here is your chance. Perform a Sophia McDougall Pleasing Stunt and if I am sufficiently pleased, I will give you the book (by me) of your choice, signed and drawn on and whatever. You have until midnight, March 11th. Pretty much the same deal as here, you might want to check it out for inspiration.
And if there are no McDougall-Pleasing Stunts, then it is I who will turn wide and tearful eyes on you and then where will you be?
Except, several of my existing followers turned wide and tearful eyes upon me and asked WHAT, SAVE YOUR SCINTILLATING WEB PRESENCE, DO WE GET FOR OUR YEARS/MONTHS/DAYS OF WEB-LOYALTY???
So FINE. Here is your chance. Perform a Sophia McDougall Pleasing Stunt and if I am sufficiently pleased, I will give you the book (by me) of your choice, signed and drawn on and whatever. You have until midnight, March 11th. Pretty much the same deal as here, you might want to check it out for inspiration.
PLEASE ME AND MAKE ME WANT TO GIVE YOU A BOOK. You can please me by promoting my book in some way, you can also try to please me by telling me a joke or posting a picture of you gurning, if you're really good at it. You must either comment here or link me to your SOPHIA-MCDOUGALL PLEASING STUNT on twitter.
I will not be pleased by illegality or grossness, otherwise you make the rules. I will send the person who strikes me as the most delightful a unique signed, personalised book.
And if there are no McDougall-Pleasing Stunts, then it is I who will turn wide and tearful eyes on you and then where will you be?

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Romanitas.
Not only did I suggest that Savage City should be shortlisted but I said I wanted it to WIN! Great finale to a thoroughly brilliant trilogy. And as I read a library copy, a signed paperback edition will look lovely on the shelves alongside books 1 & 2!
@murf61